Black Cat Theory
goes something
like this... If you
are in need of a
Red Queen.
Don’t ask the
White Knight.
Ask the Black Cat.
He’ll tell you
where IT’s at.
While Megan and Christine had a cat chat, Mr. D. and me were on the highway through Hell. The Funny Farm was 13 miles from the club. It wasn’t within the walls of the city-state, but it had been relatively untouched by the fighting, Mr. D, had found the spot. He was very attached to the earth there. One of the notable landmarks was an old family grave yard across the street from the driveway. The names on the headstones were slowly dissolving. The newer ones had the names of local streets on them. I believed it had been an ancient burial ground, because settlers often took over this type of real estate and didn’t want to live there. The grave site was on a hill too. The ancient tribes used citadels as holy places, because of their proximity to God. If you loved Grandpa you wanted him to have a swift journey, you didn’t want him to get lost on his way to see the face of God. The graveyard was haunted by Grateful Dead Heads, There was something different about that lonely hill. We didn’t get many trick-or-treaters, for all the right reasons.
Moby's Dick
Act 1, scene 1; A nuclear submarine somewhere in the North Atlantic. A civilian official, from an undisclosed location, has just boarded the vessel intent on creating an international nuclear incident. Only Moby's dick can avert disaster by coming to the rescue.
Cap Them Ahab: Prepare to dive.
Politician: How far down can she go captain?
Cap Them Ahab: To the bottom of the sea.
Moby's dick: To the bottom. I'm feeling a little sea sick.
Politician: Steady on.
Tony Blush: I say, are we going down?
C man: Captain this ship is filled with semen.
Star Fuck: What did he say?
C man: This ship is filled with semen.
Quim Que: Say What?
Politician: Full speed ahead.
Cap Them Ahab: All hands below deck.
Politician: Steady on.
Moby's dick: I, I know you don't like me.
Act 1, scene 2; The Politician goes down in the submarine. He has secret plans in his briefcase! He shows secret orders to the Head Man In Charge.
Head Man In Charge: I think she'll blow.
Cap Them Ahab: Prepare to dive.
Moby's sperm: I think we are going to die.
C man: I thought I heard singing.
Seaman: The pressure is rising.
Cap Them Ahab: Brace for impact.
Cap Ten Curk: Close all hatches
Politician: Steady on.
Seaman: I don't think we can take the pressure.
Cap Them Ahab: We're going down.
Moby's dick: Is she going to go down?
Jock Crusto: She's giving me the bends.
Jewels Burn: She's giving me the bends.
Moby's sperm: We are all going to die.
Moby's dick: I can't breathe.
Seaman: The pressure is too high.
Moby's dick: The pressure's rising.
Politician: Steady on.
Head Man In Charge: I think she'll blow.
Moby's dick: I can't breathe. I can't breathe down here.
Cap Them Ahab: Prepare to surface.
Moby's dick: To the bottom.
C man: We're under attack!
Quim Que: Say What?
Moby's dick: Are we going to sink?
Politician: Fire all torpedoes.
Act 2, scene 1; The Horrible Politician attempts to start a Nuclear war. He doesn’t know he is firing on the Great White Whale. All hell breaks loose, until Moby's Dick comes to the rescue. In anger at the attack Moby's dick blows back into the politician’s personal space and the Politician has a heart attack.
Politician: Hell Yeah!
Cap Them Ahab: That's Great!
Politician: That's Great!
Moby’s dick: Hell Yeah!
Act 3, scene 1; The War is slapped down by the Great Sperm Whale. The World is saved for the time being. The Leviathan swims for open water.
Head Man In Charge: I think she'll blow.
Cap Them Ahab: Brace for impact.
Moby's dick: I thought I heard Music.
Brave New World
I saw you slither through marble halls,
In the crumbling castles of fallen kings.
Everywhere men watched you crawl,
Through labyrinths of pain.
Polished cars, wet bars, antique chairs, spiral stairs.
You haunted the homes of desperate men,
In the empty empires of foolish kings,
When foreign wars filled the air with ghosts,
And the unholy machines of men.
Swimming pools, movie stars.
Who could it be that controlled them?
What made them turn from their brothers?
Whatever the price they had to pay it.
What was the force that dragged them down?
What could it be that controls us?
What made us turn from our brothers?
Whatever the price we shouldn't pay it.
Throw off the force that drags us down.
Come away with me
We can leave this all behind?
Will you be with me?
We can make a brave new world.
Come along, don't be scared.
We'll start a life together now.
Whatever it is it can't control you,
Not if you give to your brothers.
Whatever the price you have to pay it.
This is the power, we need to be strong.
Come away with me,
We can leave this all behind.
Will you be with me?
We can make a brave new world.
Come along, don't be scared.
We'll start a life together.
Be with me now, be with me forever.
Come away, be with me, come away.
Whatever it is it can't control us,
Not if we live like brothers.
Whatever the price we have to share it.
This is the power that makes us strong.
Come away with me.
Leave the pain behind.
Leave the past behind.
Leave the President behind.