Lawn Mower Man
Here come The Lawn Mower Man,
He's coming after you.
Here come The Weed Eater.
You'd better run.
Stick your neck out to feel the breeze,
Or maybe catch some rays,
And feel the Sun,
He'll come by on some sunny day to mow you.
It's enough to make you cry in your tea,
He won't stop!
Everyday it's the same he won't let you grow,
And all of your hopes he's cutting them to bits.
No one cries, no one cares, it happens everyday.
He seems to be having fun,
Can you believe it?
When he's done he has to get some fertilizer,
And run the sprinklers.
If you stand up above the crowd,
To make your desperate voice heard,
Above the din.
You just get a good view of him coming for you.
It's enough to make you choke on your tears,
He won't stop!
Every time it's the same he won't let you grow,
And all of your hopes he's cutting them to bits.
No one cries, no one cares, it happens everyday.
He seems to be having fun,
Can you believe it?
When he's done he has to get some fertilizer,
And run the sprinklers.
Here come The Lawn Mower Man,
He's coming after you.
Here come The Weed Eater.
You'd better run.
He's going to cut you down.
He's going to spin you around.
He's going to pour the poison all over the ground.
He's going to kill the ones that he doesn't like.
He's going to accidently leave the sprinklers on all night,
Overnight.
Here come The Lawn Mower Man,
He's coming after you.
Here come The Weed Eater.
You'd better run.
If you stand up above the crowd,
To make your desperate voice heard,
Above the din.
You just get a good view of him coming for you.
