STATEMENT ON DRAGON FLIERS
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There are 5 DRAGON FLIERS in all. All original Green Dragon Fliers are obsolete, and are no
longer in production. Each QR code links to A Horrible page with A wretched song. This makes
every flier a Portable Horrible Demonstration [PHD] you can enjoy with your friends. The Limited
Edition fliers are available at secret locations in Libraries, and on News Stands, throughout the
poisoned heart of North Carolina. ALL 4 FREE+FREE 4 ALL. If your library lobby is not hosting
A Delicate Sanctuary 4 these benevolent dragons, your Librarian is probably afraid of them.
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